why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
"and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."
"You left scars on my heart."
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”